Very Pretty Paleozoic Pals: Permian Nations

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Evey Lockhart does great shit. This should be an autopickup. Before-Dinosaurs get fucked with by humans. I wonder what Dimetrodons were called when I was a kid. I always called them I don't know what, thought it was a dinosaur. It came in a pack of plastic dinosaurs. I only remember Like Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus and Brontosaurus, and Brontosaurus was always make believe. So was the Brachiosaurus real? Now I just looked this up and it saying Brontosaurus is real again. I'm so confused. Maybe the devil really did bury these bones just to fuck with me. Or, maybe I just shouldn't have listened to a five year old who was really into dinosaurs like 15 years ago. I should have just waited for this great book about pre-dinosaurs!

Evlyn Moreau's art kills it too.

Hardcover, thread-sewn binding

101 Pages. Full Color 

Fabulous Dimetrodons defined wetland fashion. Behorned Xenacanthus sharks deftly negotiated sacred treaties. Nautiloids and Ammonites plumbed the deepest of philosophical depths. Thrinaxodons and Broomistegas cooperatively developed sophisticated aquacultural techniques. These paleozoic folks learned well the values of peace, respect, cooperation and communication.

Then, or course, Humans came and the big bullies just took whatever they wanted.

​\Very Pretty Paleozoic Pals: Permian Nations is a setting, or Sphere, for Troika! RPG. And incredibly ancient and positively adorable fantasy land.